no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need moral support for this bender
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
