I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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