I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Houston, we have a blender
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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