I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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