I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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