i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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