So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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