My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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