dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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