So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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