It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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