we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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