your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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