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Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people

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(207): Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people http://tfl.nu/csbk

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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman

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(440): Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman http://tfl.nu/2u4y

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(404): View more from Georgia

the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...

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(404): the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick... http://tfl.nu/wq21

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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?

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(832): it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right? http://tfl.nu/a8lp

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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?

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(319): Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's? http://tfl.nu/rb01

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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations

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(216): Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations http://tfl.nu/f8qq

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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.

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(910): Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study. http://tfl.nu/l0py

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(319): View more from Iowa

We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"

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(319): We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30" http://tfl.nu/oadk

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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.

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(816): Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night. http://tfl.nu/m82p

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Naked Twister starts at high noon

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(913): Naked Twister starts at high noon http://tfl.nu/ka5x

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?

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(+44): let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions? http://tfl.nu/wlcv

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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.

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(484): After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me. http://tfl.nu/p7tl

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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?

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(425): Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You? http://tfl.nu/qxi1

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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?

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(443): I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible? http://tfl.nu/lb2v

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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.

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(813): My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester. http://tfl.nu/4ngv

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