I cannot find my penis.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have so many feelings about this burrito