The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E