she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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