so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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