Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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