Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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