Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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