I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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