ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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