Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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