Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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