There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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