Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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