i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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