My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am mentally ready for anal.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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