Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's rum buckets o'clock
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
