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(914): View more from New York

No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.

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(352): View more from Florida

New low: just hacked my moms facebook

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.

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(207): View more from Maine

I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers

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(904): View more from Florida

i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.

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(443): View more from Maryland

BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.

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(817): View more from Texas

he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.

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(707): View more from California

How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?

(1-707): View more from California

At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain

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