he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
