my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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