nut hugger
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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