Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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