well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My penis needs a shock collar
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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