okay pat passed out under dana's car
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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