I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm too high and old for this...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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