I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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