i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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