I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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