3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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