That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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