Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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