I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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