You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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