Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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