love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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