How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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