I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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