Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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