In the future we'll all be gay
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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