i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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