Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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