The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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