i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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